Path: paganini.bofh.team!weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!news.mixmin.net!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "NightBulb.net" Newsgroups: alt.bible,alt.bible.prophecy,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.messianic,alt.religion.christian.catholic,alt.atheism Subject: The Christian god will barbecue a cheerless giver. Followup-To: alt.bible Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2022 10:51:53 -0600 Organization: Mixmin Message-ID: References: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2022 20:59:58 -0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: news.mixmin.net; posting-host="d193e872d1e24a3037ee30f47146a21e52b80d1b"; logging-data="1158702"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@mixmin.net" Content-Language: en-US In-Reply-To: Xref: paganini.bofh.team alt.bible:654237 alt.bible.prophecy:747005 alt.christnet.christianlife:1041545 alt.messianic:514922 alt.religion.christian.catholic:5254 alt.atheism:4784087 On 12/20/22 02:28, Michael McLean wrote: > Let's have a look at that, shall we? > > If a man walks down the street and sees an open car window with a > million dollars sitting on the seat, he thinks (regardless of what he > does) that he could steal it. That is his fallen and sinful condition. *Think* about stealing it? Instant salivating! Itchy fingers are go! > However, if the Lord Jesus walked down the street and saw that open car > window with a million dollars sitting on the seat, the thought would not > even enter His mind. > > That is holiness. "The man with the open car window is going to burn in the divine barbecue pit because he is not a cheerful giver. Only a pope, cardinal, televangelist, or popular ministry leader should have this amount of money. But since technically all things, including all money, belong to Jesus, you could safeguard it for the owner of the car, seeing the idiot who left it in the car is being a bad steward and both the car and the money really belong to God. You can find a bible verse about that if you get caught with the money." [2 Corinthians 9:7 (BBQ) Barbecue Version Bible] That is religion. -- Nightbulb | https://blog.nightbulb.net | The wages of sin is BBQ. If tacky red hats annoy Pharisees I want to buy hats for the whole town.