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Subject: The Carnival is in town!
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Date: Tue, 20 Dec 2022 22:15:31 -0600
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On 12/7/22 19:16, David Dalton wrote:
> On Dec 7, 2022, NightBulb.net wrote
> (in article <tmqg3s$hb51$4@news.mixmin.net>):
> 
>> On 12/7/22 02:01, David Dalton wrote:
>>> On Dec 7, 2022, Michael McLean wrote
>>> (in article <tmp7fa$fs6i$1@dont-email.me>):
>>>
>>>> On 7/12/2022 4:06 pm, David Dalton wrote:
>>>>> On Dec 1, 2022, Michael McLean wrote
>>>>> (in article <tmb0hj$2s0qg$1@dont-email.me>):
>>>>>
>>>>>> You don't do anything unless God agrees.
>>>>>
>>>>> Including all evil?
>>>>
>>>> God is God, not you.
>>>
>>> And you said I don’t do anything unless God agrees,
>>> so obviously you believe that if I do something evil
>>> that God agrees with that, which I don’t believe.
>>>
>>> And I am the latest avatar type, in a long line (4744
>>> human and cetacean avatar types in the last 10,000
>>> years) of avatar types including Jesus. But I do
>>> not claim to be an incarnation of God, and do not
>>> believe that Jesus was either.
>>>
>>> I think that to love God includes using the free will
>>> that He gave us, and includes at times going against
>>> figures who claim(ed) to speak for God, and should
>>> include advances in the last 2000 years, including
>>> my essential message that incompatible sex is an
>>> abomination but compatible sex (including that
>>> between gay men) is not (thus it is an abomination
>>> for a lesbian to have sex with a man and for a
>>> gay man to have sex with a woman).
>>
>> What are your pronouns, twinkle toes?
> 
> He/him. I am a cis straight-type-2 male, so compatible only
> with bisexual women (women attracted to both genders),
> so it is an abomination for me to have sex with anyone
> else, including a straight-type-1 woman and including
> a straight-type-2 woman. For more details on what I call an
> abomination see https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/messages.html
> and for more details on my Eight Sexual Harmonics theory, see
> https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/8H.html . That is the primary
> lore associated with my primary siddhi of matchmaking,
> which I held in 2019 and 2021 but currently do not. The
> similar primary siddhi of Jesus was probably healing.

"Eight sexual harmonics?" Is that when you whistle across someone's 
sphincter? Or do you have eight sphincters?

The newsgroups appear to be blessed by a well-organized freak show. Here 
are the acts today:

The Sinless Holy Hero of Horizontal Sin,

The Holy Holistic Hungry Heart Doctor with Eternal Medical License,

The Witchtower King Dong Haul armless cross Crusader,

The Holy Hand Grenade Crusader of Antioch's outhouse district,

CIS-Lesbichick-Only Brahma Boychik Harmonic Ding Donger.

We have ourselves a carnival!

I will provide the neon lighting. The rest of you, just be yourselves.

-- 

Nightbulb | https://blog.nightbulb.net | Flip the night switch.

If tacky red hats annoy Pharisees I want to buy hats for the whole town.

