Path: paganini.bofh.team!weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!news.mixmin.net!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "NightBulb.net" Newsgroups: alt.bible Subject: How to Pray to Holy Satan Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2022 04:46:53 -0600 Organization: Mixmin Message-ID: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2022 10:46:39 -0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: news.mixmin.net; posting-host="45855a4cfd725ec31d527193787c396dab193d2a"; logging-data="1101056"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@mixmin.net" Content-Language: en-US Xref: paganini.bofh.team alt.bible:653099 "When the devil comes at night to worry me, this is what I say to him: Devil, I have to sleep now. That is God's commandment, for us to work by day and sleep at night. If he keeps on nagging me and trots out my sins, then I answer: Sweet devil, I know the whole list. But I have done even more sin which is not on your list. Write there also that I have shit in my breeches. Hang it around your neck and wipe your mouth on it. Then, if he won't cease to accuse me of sins, I say in contempt: Holy Satan, pray for me. ("Sancte Satane, ora pro me")." ~ Martin Luther -- Nightbulb https://blog.nightbulb.net Flip the night switch.